Las Vegas Dingo

World Series of Poker 2006. It is July 10, which is my birthdate so I was in the mood to celebrate. I was staying at the RIO in a really bloody nice suite and had a huge day playing 2-5 NLH and 5-10 NLH (huge for me up $5.5k).

So I decided to try to break my key lime record;

This involves drinking 21 key lime martinis (vanilla vodka, triple sec and lime juice) after eating 3 full size (RIO Buffet full size, like the Super Size me McDonalds size) key lime pies.

Eating the 3 key lime pies was a piece of cake (no pun intended, ok well just a little then). I arrived at the Baccarat Bar in the middle of the casino (for WSOP folks the bar near the long entrance hallway down to the WSOP area) for my attempt at the 21 key lime martinis. Egged on by a crew including a really pissed (drunk) David Levi and around 6 of the local hookers I was going great guns with 6 martinis in the 1st hour. I took the liberty of also eating steak for dinner to calm my key lime belly.

After 3 hours of key lime martini drinking I had hit the magic mark of 21 and settled on a new record of 23.

2 of the hookers by this time were looking ok. One black bettie was stroking my cock through my jeans and her friend a 6 foot 170lb monster blonde babe from Florida was letting me finger her slowly on the outside of her panties.

BY midnight we were all really blind and given my new found cashflow decided to take these 2 betties to my room.

SO up in my suite I had been smart enough to lock all of my possessions in my safe.

I stripped off and had a shower and had the hot sista (Angela) blow me in the shower while i fondled her fat juicy breasts.

After the rub down and wipe off we all proceeded to the bedroom area. Miss Blondie said she needed $500 but for that I could do her in the ass.

20 minutes and 100 mg of a little blue pill later I was super rock hard but ready to pass out from my oncoming alcohol poisoning bout. Miss Blondie and the sista were alternating sitting on my face whilst the other stroked my cock.

The sista grabbed some KY out of her purse and liberally applied it (from what I remember) to my old fella and Jamie’s (the big white bitch) ass.

Next thing I know I have this 6 foot huge babe boucing on my cock as I sit in the armchair but my little fella is feeling strange. GOD I am in her ass and have hit the biggest pile of shit in the world. Now totally grossed out i rip my manhood out of her butt and see the condom wrapped rock covered in her dudu.

I am so revolted, I race to the loo and puke.

How do I get this shit off my knob……………

I grab 3 towels and turn the shower on hot and rip the crusty condom off my cock and throw it down the loo.

Never ever again will I go for the doo-doo hole

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